- shrek's kid: dad... i'm... i'm gay
- shrek: well, better out than in, i always say, eh? heheheheh someBODY ONCE
is no one going to talk about how miranda has been replaced with a random middle aged woman
if you knew anything about lizzie mcguire you would know that miranda is livin it up in Mexico City while Lizzie has an awesome adventure with Paolo and Isabella, while trying to avoid the evil wrath of Ms Ungermeyer, who is definitely not some “random middle aged woman”
IM SORRY I HAVE TO YELL FOR A SEC BUT I AM SCREAMING I AM FUCKING SCREAMING BECAUSE HOW MANY GOD DAMN TIMES HAVE I WATCHED THIS MOVIE. HOW MANY TIMES. HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES HAVE I WATCHED THIS EXACT SCENE THAT WE ALL LITERALLY KNOW WORD FOR WORD AND I NEVER FUCKING NOTICED THIS BITCH IS EATING A REESE’S. PEANUT. BUTTER. CUP. B O L O G N A. S A N D W I C H.
I JUST… I THOUGHT IT WAS A SANDWICH. JUST A SANDWICH. THIS IS A NEW LOW, EMMA GERBER. NO, EMMA GERBER.
PRAY FOR EMMA GERBER.