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This is Criminal Law 100. Or as I prefer to call it “How To Get Away With Murder.”

(Source: itberice, via shryk0s)

sluttymistletoe:

cringing:

is no one going to talk about how miranda has been replaced with a random middle aged woman

if you knew anything about lizzie mcguire you would know that miranda is livin it up in Mexico City while Lizzie has an awesome adventure with Paolo and Isabella, while trying to avoid the evil wrath of Ms Ungermeyer, who is definitely not some “random middle aged woman”
thanks

sluttymistletoe:

cringing:

is no one going to talk about how miranda has been replaced with a random middle aged woman

if you knew anything about lizzie mcguire you would know that miranda is livin it up in Mexico City while Lizzie has an awesome adventure with Paolo and Isabella, while trying to avoid the evil wrath of Ms Ungermeyer, who is definitely not some “random middle aged woman”

thanks

(Source: zigazig-ah, via suck-brick-kid)

IM SORRY I HAVE TO YELL FOR A SEC BUT I AM SCREAMING I AM FUCKING SCREAMING BECAUSE HOW MANY GOD DAMN TIMES HAVE I WATCHED THIS MOVIE. HOW MANY TIMES. HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES HAVE I WATCHED THIS EXACT SCENE THAT WE ALL LITERALLY KNOW WORD FOR WORD AND I NEVER FUCKING NOTICED THIS BITCH IS EATING A REESE’S. PEANUT. BUTTER. CUP. B O L O G N A. S A N D W I C H.

I JUST… I THOUGHT IT WAS A SANDWICH. JUST A SANDWICH. THIS IS A NEW LOW, EMMA GERBER. NO, EMMA GERBER. 

PRAY FOR EMMA GERBER.

IM SORRY I HAVE TO YELL FOR A SEC BUT I AM SCREAMING I AM FUCKING SCREAMING BECAUSE HOW MANY GOD DAMN TIMES HAVE I WATCHED THIS MOVIE. HOW MANY TIMES. HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES HAVE I WATCHED THIS EXACT SCENE THAT WE ALL LITERALLY KNOW WORD FOR WORD AND I NEVER FUCKING NOTICED THIS BITCH IS EATING A REESE’S. PEANUT. BUTTER. CUP. B O L O G N A. S A N D W I C H.

I JUST… I THOUGHT IT WAS A SANDWICH. JUST A SANDWICH. THIS IS A NEW LOW, EMMA GERBER. NO, EMMA GERBER.

PRAY FOR EMMA GERBER.

'I get a picture — our wives were hanging out, so were our children — they have one of those double strollers so they can push around both Tom and Shep and I get a picture of the double stroller and it's Tom and my daughter JJ in the stroller. And I was like, 'Oh my gosh, dude, these are our kids now, riding around in the same stroller together. What happened to us?”

(Source: padaleckisdaily, via eltaxdanneel)